Detained indefinitely on a top-secret military base, this band of courtmartialed instigators, agitators, spies, double-agents, extra-terrestrials and troublemakers were offered the chance to commute their lifetime incarcerations. Their mission - participate in the ultra-classified “Operation Flat-track Justice” project – a black-ops “suicide squad” tasked with protecting the nation’s vital derby interests in political hotspots where conventional armed forces could not be used. Once released from their squalid detention cells, the Rollergirl Regiment immediately broke ranks and went rogue, dispensing their brand of flat-track justice with paramilitary precision. Continuing to train recruits in an isolated and heavily booby-trapped compound, the Rollergirl Regiment rolls over their rivals with a blitzkrieg of shock and awe, the likes of which would make Patton tremble (assuming he knew how to roller skate).
